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♥ Saturday, January 31, 2009

Joke!

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I’m Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
Why Chinese shouldn’t have Christian names? Now you know why. Haha!!

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8:30:00 pm

♥ Thursday, January 08, 2009

Commitments..

i got this from serene's blog.and find it quite true. would like to share w u guys..

Yun’ology : Who is afraid of status aka commitment ?

Guy with nothing to hide - i guess this profile is the simplest of all bah.. with no commitment problems and willing to use all his life protecting and loving 1 girl at a time.. most preferred by all girls .. but scary to guys ya? haha.. totally understand that keeping options open is the best.. but, nowadays girls has such choices as well~!! especially those with choices … So, its up to you to keep the best girl or to let them go.. Yunyun only hope for TRUTHFULLness..

Guy with things to hide - wondering like what? other flings (options open~!!) / parents ( overly traditional people still exists?) / friends (coz they compare what kinda girls u go out with over beer? or a million business deal?) … OR does it means that YOU wants to wait till everything is stable then announce? or is it that guys generally wants to enjoy being Single unless forced … ? -_-”"”

*Can someone clear my doubts ? Just wants to know so that i can adjust to the flow … -_-”" sad ya… coz Yunyun just wants to love the next someone better..

Yun’ology : Solving the Meaning of …

Single but Unavailable (SBU) - Well single, scare of commitment .. not QUITE free to date around but still alright.. need not tell other party that he/she is seeing someone.. a good status coz you get the best of both world but doesn’t last long… if found out, end of story immediatly, else move to next stage below..

Attached but Available (ABA) - Oh god, yups .. out to be naughty & fling with anyone but YET has a stupid and dumb girlfriend to bring home for mom.. best of both world as well.. and if the fling knows he got gf and still accept even BEST.. last longer and a great fling for long that you gona keep…

Married but Available (MBA) - Master of all… with a great family and yet still wants more love from others.. usually go for super younger girls.. Such man/woman are financially powerful, stable, egoistic and attendention-seeking. No doubt if truthful, the MISTRESS will last long enough..

Guys … tell me !!!

how long u need to give the girl a status after being closely engaged with her? after kisses? petting? or even sex? -_-”" how you judge ?

I wonder .. if the girl dun ask for status, would u iniciate to give? So, if the someone dun give .. it means he dun love her enough??

Do YOU KNOW?! - Girls feels dirty and loose if she follows her heart and let you touches her when there is NO STATUS ? .. I dun represent all girls in the world.. but ya.. i will feels so..

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12:46:00 pm